Nobody should have to live without coffee. I think the industrial and technological revolutions can be credited to the masses quaffing this warm and enervating liquid, maybe even the Renaissance. I like mine very strong and very sweet. If I lost all civic and moral judgment, I would still never commit a felony for fear of being incarcerated and deprived of good coffee. I can sit and write murder and mayhem all day, if I have coffee. Coffee is good. Coffee and cigarettes is better, but I will settle for coffee.
Crouching Tigress
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